Humble Sethia and Anju

Humble Sethia and Anju were having a heated discussion... DJ was an onlooker to the whole incident....

Humble: bada waala mera hai....
Anju: Haan haan chota waala mera hai....

Looking at DJ's quizzical look...anju immdeiately rephrases his sentence

Anju: nahi nahi...(directed towards DJ), chota waala ROD mera hai...

Humble: Haan, aur bada waala ROD mera hai....

I got this amazing pic in a forward. Me and Sudarshan were stunned at the size of this creature ( Its a Liger - A cross between a Lion and a Tiger )

So we called Ashwin who was in the hall and showed him the pic. He replies matter-of-factly "What ? its a circus so? "

We were like "Huh...how can he not note the liger...its so fuckin big!!!"

So we called Santhaanam and asked him to take a look and say what he feels.

Shantanu stares at it intensely for 30 seconds from all angles and suddenly proudly remarks "I found out! "

we, "What?"
Shantanu, "One of them is a Guy!!!"
"AAARRRRRRRrrrrgh" Me and Sudarshan felt like killing ourselves.

Shantanu - The Scorpion King

Well it was one of those days when the whole campus was swarming with insects that live only for a day....think they are called mayflies.... well as usual there was an heated discussion on the topic of insects as in our two years in BIM, we've seen everything from may flies to snakes to scorpions....when someone remarked it is better than having those dangerous scorpions around...and suddenly

Shantanu asks: Aaaahhh.... ye scorpions are very poisonous kya??

Everyone's stunned in the room, not knowing what to say and immediately
DJ says: no daa, they are not at all poisonous....take it and shove it up your @$$!!!

the whole room burst out laughing...

Those defining moments of BIM 21


Interviewer: so....how do you calcualate GDP?
DJ: That's a secret sir.... (It remains a mystery todate how he got that job)

kaipulla eduda vandiya

SHANDY is sitting in the mess one morning when junior ARUN CHACKO walks in...

ARUN(pointing to that days hindu...says in a serious tone):"did u know that one guy has found the longest prime number?"
SHANDY(without lifting his head...in a monotone):"NO!!! "
ARUN:"why are u living in this world without knowing this also?"
SHANDY:"will knowing this fetch me atleast a TANGRI KEBAB...if so i am ready to know!!!"
ARUN:"!##$@$%(cursing himself on why he posed this question to shandy of all people)"

Sudhan brings vehicle to class one day and after the class is over wants to give ASHWIN a lift back to the hostel...

SUDHAN(in a serious tone):"Ash...mere paas gaadi hai!!"
ASHWIN(without even looking back...in an even more serious tone):"mere paas maa hai!!!!"
SUDHAN:@#!!$#%

Another one on Kavi...

This was during a lab exam...

Kavi goes to meha and is seeking her help when chola walks in...
KAVI:"sir i came to get rubber!!!!"
Entire class including chola is shell shocked for a moment before they burst out into laughter.

Kavi "Phoebe" Ganesan

Hi Guys, this is another biggie...might take giga bytes ( will be updated periodically)

OB class, Prof. Saraswathy asks each of the
students to give their SWOT analysis...
Kavi : "My strength as well as my weakness would be that I talk a
          lot...many a time its a strength...like with my friends...
          for example, even last night Dipti and I had a lot of fun..."
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

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Losing her virginity!!!!

Act I

First week of college. A group of guys and Kavi crowding near the
notice board to see what their book review books are...
Suddenly Kavi exclaims, "Losing my virginity"!!! (that was her book)
All the guys turn in shock...

Act II

Satya Sir (while explaining about the review process to class,
pointing to Kavi (yeah, again)): "For example, whats your book?"
Kavi (fluttered after the notice board scene) : "Losing my virginity?"
Satya Sir (he too is embarrassed) : "Yeah ok, whatever the book might be..."

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Kavi to Meha : Okay, relax i'll give u a mock interview now.
(in a very formal voice) : Hi Meha! What's your name?
Meha : ???!!!!???

Mooooooooooore to come

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Meha to Kavi (b4 HDFC): Take a Mock interview naa...
Kavi : ok....come I'll screw you...
DJ : ???!!!???
Kavi : oops....

Andy Special

I know this is going to be a long one given Andy's illustrious career in BIM studded with mokkais and faux-pas but i'll make a start...

IBM Class , Kellog's case
Andy to Prof.Nigama : " I can never visualize myself eating cereals for breakfast...it wont work in India. May be Kellogs should make Dosa or vadai out of corn flakes "
Prof.N , Class : !!??!!

Andy making a presentation on Techno Brands
Andy : " Techno products are basically ..... technological in nature....."
Class : ???





One rainy day a crab ( left ) made an unexpected visit to the steps of N3/40. The Terrified Andy remarked to the shock of all present there
"I am not afraid of lions and tigers because they attack directly; I am afraid of these insects because they attack indirectly !!!! "




Anand sitting on the bench near the shuttle court was in deep contemplation.
Me and Shandy asked him what it was. Andy in his characteristic style replies
" No Maammu, I was wondering why only crows shit on us. Why not eagles and other birds? "
Me and shandy : "Kill us! Kill us! "

Andy once again in IBM class:
class discussing opec issues...
ANDY(during the presentation says in a flambouyant voice):"with respect to opec INDIA'S decision is clear...EK HAATH MEY INDIA KA JANDA...DOOSRA HAATH MEY OPEC KA
AGENDA..."

Andy's Special Mokkai in E&Y GD:

The topic was will the Indian Economy over take the Chinese Economy by 2010....
The discussion was heated with people coming in with points from all angles, when we were asked to summarize, when towards the end, suddenly andy added some points and he finished the statement by saying "China is a dragon breathing fire but India is an elephant that has begun to dance" and we all surprised for a moment not at the mokkai but at the timing of the mokkai and guess what he got through!!!

Gotcha! Gay-santh and Gay-ntanu caught on camera harassing the innocent dagaroli.
 

Day 1 in Bharathidasan Institute of Management

We had gathered before the erstwhile‘Shaithan Corner’ trying to do something about theBerbarian Ball Bearing Case. That was one of the mostheated and most aggressive case discussion we’ve everhad. Mr.Amar ( who was young then and had some hair;-) was all worked up. A certain Mr.Anuj Mehrotra fromKolkatta was talking in favour of the Balls division.Amar shouted “ WHY THE F*** SHOULD I BOTHER ABOUT YOUR BALLS DIVISION !!” pointing to a certain part ofAnuj’s anatomy. Anuj instinctively crossed his legs as if protecting his ‘You-know-what’ from Amar.

Height of Perseverance

Himanshu battling it out day in and dayout with his errr….Dumputer. Towards the fag end of the year my 'spirit' gave him a semblance of a fight but could no way dethrone the dumputer.

Height of Precaution

When Himanshu’s comp arrived , we his roomies were happy for him but couldn’t stop laughing when a very well packed ( with sponge and all ) rectangular package contained………………..a Mouse Pad !

Height of "Humble"ness

One fine November morning our "Humble" Sethia remarks out of nowhere " I am bad in everything in life.....I'm least bad in finance. Thats why I want to make it my career! "
We are still trying to figure out what that was.